Skins, Oh My!

War has never been flashier.

Skins, eh?

The Gun Mettle Update was one heck of an update for the marketplace. A new type of item was added to TF2, skins. And
franky, I’m quite annoyed. Why? Because there are so many. So people made some lists. Great people. They worked very hard. The button below will take you to one. But before you decide “Hey, this seems pretty cool, I’m gonna click the button, Hah.”, you should see some of the skins for yourself. Here they are. Right over there. To the right. Or the bottom, if you have a smaller page. For god’s sake, just move your eyes. It’s the second column. Are you figuratively swelling with excitement? Then go ahead and click on the button right below.

Night Terror

Sleek and stealthy, a nice scattergun.

Plaid
POTSHOTTER

Yep. They did this. Pretty amazing piece of work.

Sandstone
Special

This is one of the more expensive skins. Get it and show off your money. Like a Rolex, but it can kill people.

Thunder
Bolt

If the Sandstone is a Rolex, then this is the Ferrari. Expensive as hell, and works just as well as the original.

People Of The Week

Jimmy Rustler

Professinal Snake Tamer

When he isn’t training snakes, he’s doing other stuff. But when he isn’t doing other stuff, he’s using skins in TF2. He has loads of money, but does not know what do to with it. If only we could all be like him.

Mr Jimmie

SWAT Team Leader

When he isn’t apprehending crazy folks, he’s doing other stuff. But when he isn’t doing other stuff, he’s using skins in TF2. He has loads of money, but does not know what do to with it. If only we could all be like him.

Jim Jam Dr Kablam

Freudian Psychiatrist

When he isn’t doing whatever he does, he’s doing other stuff. But when he isn’t doing other stuff, he’s using skins in TF2. He has loads of money, but does not know what do to with it. This is the third jimmie, so I guess we are all like him.